EMILY MARKS-GRACE! HERE’S YOUR WEDDING PRESENT
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My best friend is a thug
So I have this friend named Yvonne, sometimes Yvette (when she’s feeling like a thug)
We stay up all night and talk, hate everybody, & are professional waffle and hashbrown eaters. We graduate in 9 days, and I’m going to miss her so much! I just wont cry, THUGS DON’T CRY, MOTHAFUCKA .
Money, money, money .
Sometimes I think I’m a really mean person
But then I remember something:
Not a single fuck is given, anyway.
On some real shit, with Alana
Good morning, fellow bloggers, Alana here to offer you a few wise words to get you through the day.
* On a daily basis, I have the ongoing struggle with getting out of bed and going to class. No, I’m not depressed, I just hate my school!
TIP ONE: When you set your alarms, leave yourself nice little inspiring notes like, “bitch, wake the fuck up,” “Your momma will beat you ass if you don’t get up,or ” “Don’t waste your parents money, they’ll fuck you up.” <— You know, something nice to get you feeling great and wide awake
* There’s always that one smart ass in your class that thinks they knoweverythingunder the sun. Here are just a few tips on how to get that little bitch back (boy or girl)
TIP ONE: Whenever they talk, just start talking over them, about anything. For example:
**Person A, the know-it-all** - “E=MC2…”
**Person B, you** - “YEAH, THE OTHER DAY I TOOK THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE WORLD, MY BUTT STILL HURTS.”
You know, something like that!
TIP TWO: Sigh really loudly or make any other distracting noises
TIP THREE: Afterwards, raise your hand and reply, “Hey, remember that time nobody cared, though?”
* And finally, if you’re feeling a little tired, here are some things that will keep you going throughout the day
TIP ONE: Bust that early morning nut, nothing like a good cum to start the day!
A Happy Birthday to my amazing friend, sister, & Will Smith-quoting-expert
Ellen Jean Selby <3
I think it’s crazy that just three years ago, we were two crazy freshmen who barely knew each other and, today, we’re the closest of friends. I know that on graduation day, it’s going to be SO hard to say goodbye, knowing that at the end of the summer, we wont be back at school.
I have cherished every moment we’ve spent together, and I love you to the end of the world and back!
In the words of Carlton, “we’re quibblin’!”
LOVE YOU
Meagan :)
Jessimond found the perfect gif to sum up my life right now.
so what does ‘bio-picy’ mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
my life, in a photo
Today’s a presentation day in class and I’m just sitting here like
twiddling my thumbs & shit
